{"product_id":"hex-the-patriarchy-canvas-tote-bag","title":"Hex the Patriarchy | Canvas Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEvery good witch needs somewhere to keep her books, potions, and plans for dismantling outdated power structures. \u003c\/strong\u003eThis Hex the Patriarchy Halloween Tote Bag brings together two symbols with histories almost as complicated as the women associated with them. Across cultures, snakes have represented wisdom, renewal, healing, and transformation, while the witch has been reclaimed from centuries of fear and suspicion as a symbol of independence, knowledge, and feminine power. Paired with the tongue-in-cheek phrase Hex the Patriarchy, they make particularly good companions for spooky season. A little folklore, a little feminist humor, and just enough magic to suggest that some traditions might benefit from being permanently retired.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from durable 12 oz heavy cotton canvas, this roomy witchy tote bag has a 19-liter main compartment with a full-length zipper to keep everything secure, plus an exterior zip pocket for the things you inevitably need five seconds after putting them away. At 18\" wide with long shoulder handles, there's room for books, a laptop, farmers market finds, Halloween candy, an emergency cardigan, and whatever mysterious objects accumulate during an October afternoon. Carry it to the pumpkin patch, bookstore, fall market, Halloween party, haunted attraction, or anywhere else your spooky-season itinerary takes you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design feels especially at home at Halloween, but there's more beneath the witchy aesthetic. Snakes shed their skin, making them enduring symbols of transformation and renewal. Witches, meanwhile, have become cultural shorthand for women who possess knowledge, independence, and very little interest in behaving as expected. That gives this feminist Halloween tote a second life beyond October.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's spooky enough for the season, clever enough for year-round use, and subtle enough to reward anyone who knows there's a longer story behind the symbols. Every bag is printed to order, helping reduce unnecessary overproduction while creating something specifically for you. It also makes a clever Halloween gift for feminists, readers, witchy friends, folklore lovers, and anyone whose ideal autumn includes old books, black coffee, crisp weather, and the occasional symbolic dismantling of the patriarchy. Carry books. Carry snacks. Carry on the long tradition of women making outdated institutions nervous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Features: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable 12 oz heavy cotton canvas construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpacious 19 L main compartment with full zipper closure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExternal front zipper pocket (9 1\/2\" W x 9\" H) for quick access\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable 24 1\/2\" self-fabric handles with 8 1\/2\" drop\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions 18\" W x 14\" H x 4 1\/2\" D — generous carrying capacity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturns\/Refunds: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEvery item is printed to order, reducing overproduction while creating a product that's made specifically for you. Please verify all order details and read all item descriptions before ordering.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThere are no refunds for items unless they are damaged or get lost in the mail. Lost or damaged items must be reported within 30 days of the expected delivery date for a refund or replacement.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Q-Tees Q1300, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *recommended to place a small amount of soap before placing in the washing machine\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Black","offer_id":52685408993562,"sku":"97830578046569651245","price":30.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural","offer_id":52685409026330,"sku":"13145309196368763640","price":30.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0870\/1830\/7866\/files\/20260808181103-1f193548-4b14-6964-bd85-c68debd2126c.png?v=1786471271","url":"https:\/\/www.likeshesaidshop.com\/products\/hex-the-patriarchy-canvas-tote-bag","provider":"Like She Said","version":"1.0","type":"link"}