{"product_id":"resting-witch-face-canvas-tote-bag","title":"Resting Witch Face | Canvas Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSome witches carry potions. Some carry books. Some carry everything because apparently nobody else remembered the snacks.\u003c\/strong\u003e This Resting Witch Face Halloween tote bag is for anyone who's ever been told to smile more and briefly considered turning the person who said it into a toad. The joke may be modern, but the expectation behind it has a much longer history. Women have spent centuries being encouraged to appear pleasant, agreeable, and accommodating, while those who challenged expectations were often described as difficult, intimidating, or worse. The witch has since been reclaimed as a symbol of independence and feminine power, which makes her particularly good company for anyone whose neutral expression has been mistaken for an attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from durable heavyweight cotton canvas with a secure zippered closure, this roomy Halloween tote bag is built for everything October has planned. Fill it with books from the local bookstore, farmers market finds, an emergency cardigan, Halloween candy, or the supplies required for a suspiciously elaborate pumpkin-carving evening. Carry it to fall festivals, haunted attractions, Halloween parties, horror movie nights, or use it as a grown-up trick or treat bag when a plastic pumpkin simply doesn't have enough capacity for your ambitions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis vintage-inspired Resting Witch Face design gives this witchy tote bag plenty of spooky-season personality without limiting it to October. It's part feminist inside joke, part witch aesthetic, and part practical everyday bag for people who appreciate dry humor and have long since stopped performing cheerfulness on command.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair it with your favorite Halloween sweatshirt for peak spooky season, or keep carrying it year-round as a reminder that boundaries don't disappear when the pumpkins come down. Equal parts practical and irreverent, this spooky tote also makes a clever Halloween gift for feminists, readers, witchy friends, teachers, book lovers, and anyone whose ideal autumn includes crisp weather, scary movies, independent bookstores, and very little unsolicited commentary about their facial expression. It's not an attitude. It's centuries of women being asked to look more pleasant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Features: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable 12 oz heavy cotton canvas construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpacious 19 L main compartment with full zipper closure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExternal front zipper pocket (9 1\/2\" W x 9\" H) for quick access\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable 24 1\/2\" self-fabric handles with 8 1\/2\" drop\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions 18\" W x 14\" H x 4 1\/2\" D — generous carrying capacity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturns\/Refunds: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEvery item is printed to order, reducing overproduction while creating a product that's made specifically for you. Please verify all order details and read all item descriptions before ordering.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThere are no refunds for items unless they are damaged or get lost in the mail. Lost or damaged items must be reported within 30 days of the expected delivery date for a refund or replacement.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Q-Tees Q1300, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *recommended to place a small amount of soap before placing in the washing machine\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Black","offer_id":52685437894938,"sku":"31346891091802244197","price":30.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural","offer_id":52685437927706,"sku":"24677511693698858975","price":30.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0870\/1830\/7866\/files\/20260808181056-1f193548-01a3-6eba-a364-c68debd2126c.png?v=1786473581","url":"https:\/\/www.likeshesaidshop.com\/products\/resting-witch-face-canvas-tote-bag","provider":"Like She Said","version":"1.0","type":"link"}