{"product_id":"resting-witch-face-cotton-shorts","title":"Resting Witch Face | Cotton Shorts","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSome people mistake a neutral expression for an attitude. The people worth knowing usually don't. \u003c\/strong\u003eThese Resting Witch Face sweat shorts are for anyone who's ever been told to smile more, soften their edges, or make themselves a little easier to understand. Fortunately, witches have never built a reputation by making other people comfortable. This playful design celebrates dry humor, confidence, and the quiet satisfaction of knowing that authenticity will always outlast expectations. Sometimes the most magical thing you can do is simply show up as yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from soft fleece with a relaxed fit, adjustable drawstring waistband, and convenient side pockets, these funny witch shorts are designed for warm afternoons, weekend coffee runs, beach bonfires, bookstore browsing, campground mornings, vacation days, and slow evenings on the porch. Whether you're putting together a cozy witchy outfit, looking for comfortable graphic lounge shorts, or adding a little spooky charm to your everyday wardrobe, these shorts are made to be worn well beyond Halloween.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery pair is printed to order, helping reduce overproduction while creating something made especially for you. They also make a thoughtful witch gift for readers, Halloween lovers, spooky season enthusiasts, cottagecore fans, and anyone who appreciates clever humor with a touch of mischief. Equal parts comfortable and conversation-starting, these witchy lounge shorts are proof that confidence doesn't need to announce itself. It simply shows up, completely unbothered. Turns out the strongest magic has always been knowing exactly who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Features: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton sourced from US farms\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort Colors is a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol, which means this product is made with ethically and sustainably sourced cotton, while the OEKO-TEX-certified dyes mean all your prints come alive with eco-friendly, vibrant colors that last and are salt-free. Please note: shade variations are inherent in the pigment dye process. - Jersey-lined side pockets for secure, comfortable storage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium-weight 6.5 oz\/yd² fabric for breathable structure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed fit with side seams for natural shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturns\/Refunds: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEvery item is printed to order, reducing overproduction while creating a product that's made specifically for you. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlease verify all order details and read all item descriptions before ordering.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThere are no refunds for items unless they are damaged or get lost in the mail. 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