Eat the Rich Educated Zombie | Clean Ingredient Soy Candle

Light the candle. Dim the lights. Tax the billionaires. Nothing sets the mood for spooky season quite like candlelight, a hungry zombie, and the slow collapse of unchecked capitalism. This Eat the Rich Halloween candle takes a phrase with centuries of political baggage and gives it the horror-movie treatment. Eat the Rich has endured as an exaggerated critique of extreme wealth and inequality, while zombies have spent decades shambling through popular culture as surprisingly effective symbols of consumption, conformity, and social anxiety. Put the two together, and you get a monster with questionable table manners, excellent comedic timing, and a Halloween message that rewards anyone willing to look beyond the punchline.

Housed in an 11 oz reusable clear or frosted glass vessel, this scented Halloween candle was made for October evenings when the lights are low, the scary movie queue is long, and your home has officially surrendered to spooky season. Light it beside a stack of horror novels, add it to a Halloween mantel or gothic bookshelf, or let it glow among pumpkins, curiosities, and the increasingly elaborate collection of seasonal decor you promised yourself you weren't buying this year. Halloween candle shoppers frequently gravitate toward spooky, gothic, horror, and autumn home-decor themes, making the zombie artwork a natural fit for the season. There's something particularly fitting about combining horror, satire, and candlelight. Horror has always given us a way to exaggerate real anxieties until they're strange enough to examine and, occasionally, funny enough to survive.

This spooky candle carries on that tradition with a little feminist irreverence, turning economic commentary into Halloween decor that can make someone laugh before they realize there's an actual idea hiding beneath the zombie. Equal parts atmospheric Halloween decor, dark humor, and conversation starter, it makes a clever Halloween gift for horror fans, feminists, political satire lovers, readers, and anyone whose preferred October aesthetic falls somewhere between haunted library and impending social revolution. Light it for Halloween parties, horror movie nights, rainy fall evenings, or whenever the room could use better ambiance and considerably worse economic advice.

Product Features:

• Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts; for adult use only
• 100% non-toxic soy wax blend with cotton wick (phthalate- and paraben-free)
• Reusable clear or frosted glass vessel—clean and repurpose after burning
• Available in five scents or unscented; consistent wax color across scents
• Long burn time: approximately 55–70 hours; meets ASTM fire safety standards

Scents:

• Fizz & Glitz: Take a nostalgic throwback to the glitz + glamour of the holiday season with a classic fizzy cola accord, enhanced by memorable spice notes of cinnamon and clove, wrapped in warm amber.
• Cinnamon Vanilla: Indulge in the warm and inviting aroma of Cinnamon Vanilla. This exquisite fragrance opens with a spicy medley of allspice, clove, and nutmeg, creating an immediate sense of coziness and warmth. Perfect for those who love a harmonious blend of spice, floral, and creamy notes.
• Beach Rose: A tribute to the ephemeral beauty of coastal blooms, Beach Rose captures the delicate beauty of wild roses dancing along the shore.
• White Sage + Lavender: Discover the calming and aromatic blend of White Sage + Lavender. This enchanting fragrance begins with a refreshing combination of lemon, tea, lavender, and orange, creating a bright and uplifting opening.
• Oceanwater: Scent profile opens with zesty bergamot and orange, blending with marine freshness and calming lavandin. The heart reveals floral notes of geranium, lily of the valley, and violet, while the base offers amber, cedarwood, sandalwood, and musk, evoking the serenity of a sunset beach.
• Unscented: Scent profile includes fragrance-free illumination, offering a subtle glow to any space without the distraction of scents.

Returns/Refunds:

• Every item is printed to order, reducing overproduction while creating a product that's made specifically for you. Please verify all order details and read all item descriptions before ordering.
• There are no refunds for items unless they are damaged or get lost in the mail. Lost or damaged items must be reported within 30 days of the expected delivery date for a refund or replacement.

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Product information: Lumient, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts, For adults only

Care instructions: Burn within sight. Always keep an eye on burning candles and extinguish them before leaving a room. Keep away from combustibles. Keep burning candles away from flammable items like furniture, bedding, drapes, carpets, books, and paper. Keep away from children. Place candles out of reach of children and pets so they don't accidentally tip them over.