Eat The Rich Educated Zombie | Canvas Tote Bag

Every zombie apocalypse needs a good survival bag. This one is packing snacks and a critique of wealth inequality. This Eat The Rich zombie Halloween tote bag takes political satire somewhere it probably always belonged: directly into a B-movie horror poster. Eat the Rich has endured as an exaggerated critique of concentrated wealth and inequality, while zombies have spent decades stumbling through popular culture as metaphors for consumerism, conformity, and social anxiety. Put them together and you get a feminist zombie with a selective appetite, questionable manners, and exactly the kind of dark humor that deserves a place in your spooky season rotation.

Made from heavyweight cotton canvas with a secure zippered closure, this Halloween tote bag is built for considerably more than carrying the joke. Its roomy interior makes space for your laptop, books, groceries, farmers market finds, work essentials, Halloween candy, or the suspicious number of seasonal decorations that somehow follow you home every October. Carry it to the bookstore, pumpkin patch, horror convention, haunted attraction, fall market, or Halloween party, or use it as a grown-up trick or treat bag for a spooky-season haul that deserves better than a plastic pumpkin. The vintage-inspired zombie artwork gives this spooky canvas tote plenty of horror appeal without turning it into something that expires at midnight on October 31.

Horror has always been good at hiding social commentary inside monsters, and this design keeps that tradition alive with a little feminist irreverence. It's part horror tote bag, part political joke, and part everyday carryall for people who appreciate Halloween graphics with something more interesting lurking beneath the surface. Every bag is printed to order, helping reduce unnecessary overproduction while creating something specifically for you. It also makes a clever Halloween gift for horror fans, feminists, readers, political satire enthusiasts, and anyone whose October itinerary includes scary movies, haunted houses, independent bookstores, and acquiring entirely too much candy. Come for the candy. Stay for the class consciousness.

Product Features:

• Durable 12 oz heavy cotton canvas construction
• Spacious 19 L main compartment with full zipper closure
• External front zipper pocket (9 1/2" W x 9" H) for quick access
• Comfortable 24 1/2" self-fabric handles with 8 1/2" drop
• Dimensions 18" W x 14" H x 4 1/2" D — generous carrying capacity

Returns/Refunds:

• Every item is printed to order, reducing overproduction while creating a product that's made specifically for you. Please verify all order details and read all item descriptions before ordering.
• There are no refunds for items unless they are damaged or get lost in the mail. Lost or damaged items must be reported within 30 days of the expected delivery date for a refund or replacement.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Q-Tees Q1300, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *recommended to place a small amount of soap before placing in the washing machine