Eat the Rich Educated Zombie | Cotton Joggers

Apparently this Halloween, brains are no longer the only thing on the menu. The zombie apocalypse was already complicated before the undead discovered wealth inequality. These Eat the Rich zombie joggers take an old piece of political satire and drag it, somewhat enthusiastically, into spooky season. The phrase Eat the Rich has long been used as an exaggerated critique of extreme wealth and inequality, while horror has an equally long tradition of turning society's anxieties into monsters. In fact, zombies themselves have often been used in film and literature as metaphors for consumerism, conformity, and class. Our version simply gives them a slightly more selective appetite. The result is part feminist humor, part social commentary, and exactly the kind of absurdity Halloween deserves.

Made from 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton with medium-weight fleece, these Halloween joggers are warm without feeling bulky. The relaxed fit, elastic cuffs, and adjustable drawstring waist make them especially suited to horror movie marathons, pumpkin carving, haunted house road trips, chilly October mornings, handing out Halloween candy, or recovering on the couch after insisting the haunted corn maze wasn't scary. Pair these zombie sweatpants with a cropped tee, oversized sweater, or the matching Eat the Rich sweatshirt for a spooky season outfit that's considerably more interesting than another pair of pumpkin pajamas.

There's something fitting about putting this particular joke on loungewear. Halloween gives us permission to make monsters out of the things that frighten us, laugh at them for a while, and occasionally cover them in fake blood. These spooky season joggers follow that tradition with a little feminist irreverence and a nod to anyone who prefers their horror clothing with an idea lurking beneath the graphic. Every pair is printed to order, helping reduce unnecessary overproduction. Comfort Colors uses cotton sourced from U.S. farms, participates in the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol, and uses OEKO-TEX-certified dyes. The result is a comfortable pair of Halloween sweatpants made for October traditions, late-night conversations, and people who know the best satire usually has teeth. 

Product Features:

• 100% ring-spun cotton sourced from US farms
• Comfort Colors is a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol, which means these pants are made with ethically and sustainably sourced cotton, while the OEKO-TEX-certified dyes mean all your prints come alive with eco-friendly, vibrant colors that last and are salt-free. Please note: Shade variations are inherent in the pigment dye process.
• Medium-weight fleece (6.5 oz/yd²) — warm without bulk
• Relaxed fit with side seams, elastic cuffs and drawstring waist for adjustable comfort

Returns/Refunds:

• Every item is printed to order, reducing overproduction while creating a product that's made specifically for you. Please verify all order details and read all item descriptions before ordering.
• There are no refunds for items unless they are damaged or get lost in the mail. Lost or damaged items must be reported within 30 days of the expected delivery date for a refund or replacement.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1469, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not dryclean, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Tumble dry: low heat, Non-chlorine: bleach as needed