Eat the Rich Educated Zombie | Cotton Shorts

Nothing ruins a perfectly good zombie apocalypse like discovering the undead have developed opinions about wealth inequality. These Eat the Rich Educated Zombie sweat shorts take an old critique of concentrated wealth and give it the full Halloween treatment. Eat the Rich has endured as political satire because it's exaggerated, provocative, and impossible to mistake for a policy memo. Add a hungry zombie and the metaphor becomes considerably less subtle.

Horror has always been particularly good at turning cultural anxieties into monsters, making these feminist Halloween shorts a fitting combination of spooky humor, social commentary, and the deeply unserious question of what exactly happens when zombies discover class consciousness. Made from soft fleece with a relaxed fit, elastic waistband, adjustable drawstring, and side pockets, these Halloween sweat shorts are built for the less formal side of spooky season. Think horror movie marathons, pumpkin carving, Halloween parties, haunted house road trips, late-night candy runs, fall festivals, or handing out treats from the porch while quietly judging everyone's costume choices. Pair them with an oversized sweatshirt, cropped graphic tee, or the matching Eat the Rich top for a spooky season outfit that's comfortable without disappearing into a sea of orange pumpkins and dancing skeletons.

The joke may belong naturally to Halloween, but the ideas underneath it have considerably deeper roots. Writers, activists, economists, and philosophers have debated inequality and concentrated wealth for centuries, while horror has repeatedly borrowed real social fears to create fictional monsters. These zombie shorts bring those traditions together with a wink, creating a piece of horror clothing for people who appreciate Halloween graphics that have something more interesting lurking beneath the surface. Every pair is printed to order, helping reduce unnecessary overproduction while creating something specifically for you. Equal parts Halloween lounge shorts, feminist humor, and zombie-movie absurdity, they're proof that spooky season can be clever, comfortable, and just political enough to make the group chat interesting.

This Halloween, the zombies have developed a taste for upward redistribution.

Product Features:

• 100% ring-spun cotton sourced from US farms
• Comfort Colors is a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol, which means this product is made with ethically and sustainably sourced cotton, while the OEKO-TEX-certified dyes mean all your prints come alive with eco-friendly, vibrant colors that last and are salt-free. Please note: shade variations are inherent in the pigment dye process.
• Jersey-lined side pockets for secure, comfortable storage
• Medium-weight 6.5 oz/yd² fabric for breathable structure
• Relaxed fit with side seams for natural shape

Returns/Refunds: 

• Every item is printed to order, reducing overproduction while creating a product that's made specifically for you. Please verify all order details and read all item descriptions before ordering.
• There are no refunds for items unless they are damaged or get lost in the mail. Lost or damaged items must be reported within 30 days of the expected delivery date for a refund or replacement.

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Product information: Comfort Colors® 1468, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Tumble dry: low heat, Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)