Eat the Rich Educated Zombie | Cotton Tea Towel

Brains are off the menu. The one percent should probably stay alert. This Eat the Rich Educated Zombie Halloween tea towel brings political satire into the kitchen with a design that's equal parts horror movie, dark humor, and social commentary. Eat the Rich has endured as a deliberately exaggerated critique of extreme wealth and inequality, while zombies have spent decades doing surprisingly sophisticated work as metaphors for consumerism, conformity, and social anxiety. Put them together, and you get a creature from the undead with class consciousness, questionable table manners, and a particularly memorable Halloween menu.

Made from 100% cotton, this absorbent, fast-drying Halloween kitchen towel measures approximately 28" x 28", with the zombie design centered on one side and hemmed edges for durability. Drape it over the oven handle, keep it nearby while baking Halloween treats, or add it to a bar cart or kitchen display alongside pumpkins, candles, and whatever suspicious potion you're serving this year. It's an easy piece of spooky kitchen decor for Halloween parties, horror movie nights, haunted dinner gatherings, and homes where October decorating deserves something slightly more interesting than another smiling jack-o'-lantern. There's also something wonderfully appropriate about putting Eat the Rich on a kitchen towel. Kitchens are where recipes, stories, traditions, and opinions have been exchanged for generations, which makes one a surprisingly natural home for a little satire.

This funny Halloween tea towel adds vintage horror energy without abandoning the joke underneath it, making it especially at home with people who like their Halloween decor clever, irreverent, and capable of starting a conversation before dinner. It also makes a distinctive Halloween hostess gift for horror fans, feminists, Halloween lovers, home cooks, and anyone assembling a spooky kitchen for the season. Every towel is printed to order, so it's made specifically for you rather than produced as excess inventory. Functional enough for everyday kitchen duty and strange enough to earn a place in the Halloween decorations, this is one zombie you probably won't mind finding near the snacks. Eat, drink, and be wary of anyone who owns a private island.

Product Features:

• 100% cotton fabric
• Absorbent and fast-drying natural material
• One size: 28" × 28" (approx. 71.1 cm)
• Design printed centered on one side with hemmed edges for durability

Returns/Refunds:

• Every item is printed to order, reducing overproduction while creating a product that's made specifically for you. Please verify all order details and read all item descriptions before ordering.
• There are no refunds for items unless they are damaged or get lost in the mail. Lost or damaged items must be reported within 30 days of the expected delivery date for a refund or replacement.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean